Abu G outta da house… (updated)

Alberto Gonzales has resigned. I can’t say I’ll miss him, and it’s already been noted that there really isn’t anyone, outside of the president, and maybe Cheney, who’s sad to see him go. It’s important, though, as our brains flood with serotonin, to keep in mind exactly what sort of person we’ve gotten rid of:

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Exciting film projects which may never get made…

Here’s an interesting tidbit for Robert E. Howard fans: an animated film version of the Conan story Red Nails is in production.  I stumbled across the web site for it a few weeks ago, and it looks like it is aiming to be a truly faithful adaptation of the original story.  To get really excited about it, just look at the cast, and in particular who’s been chosen for the voice of Conan.  (This actor would probably be a great choice to play Conan in a live-action movie, except that he probably couldn’t muster up the full mane of black hair any more.)

The only problem?  The film has been in production for quite a long time and it’s unclear if production has been halted or not.  The movie blog, which was supposed to be updated every two weeks, hasn’t been updated since June.  Here’s hoping it gets released — it would be nice to see a proper depiction of the barbarian, which doesn’t depict him as a steroid-addled buffoon or part of a ‘Conan and friends’ ensemble.

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Films too good to describe

All the talk about the movie Hot Fuzz in my earlier post got me thinking about another curious category of movie.

First, let me say a few words about Hot Fuzz: it’s an action film parody/homage by the same people who brought us the exquisite Shaun of the Dead. The story begins when a far-too-competent London police officer (Nicholas Angel) is reassigned to a quiet little small town because he’s making his colleagues look bad. Once he arrives in the small town, a series of grisly murders take place, and Angle’s investigation finally culminates in some explosive action.

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In the footsteps of Mythos… (updated)

Howard Phillips Lovecraft (1890-1937) is one of the most influential horror authors people have never heard of. He was a direct inspiration to most of the leading horror voices of this generation, including Stephen King and Ramsey Campbell.

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What created the Khmer Rouge? (updated)

One of my major irritations in life is feeling like I know better than supposed ‘experts’ in a particular job or field of study — even though I know absolutely nothing about the job or field in question. A few years ago, I took my car back to the dealer because the power steering was crapping out every time I went over railroad tracks. The dealership listened patiently to my story, rebooted the car’s computer system and told me everything was fixed. The steering problem was clearly a mechanical problem, which was confirmed the very next time I went over the railroad tracks.

The reason I mention this? CNN reports that Bush is going to start invoking Vietnam when he argues against troop withdrawal:

“Whatever your position in that debate, one unmistakable legacy of Vietnam is that the price of America’s withdrawal was paid by millions of innocent citizens, whose agonies would add to our vocabulary new terms like ‘boat people,’ ‘re-education camps’ and ‘killing fields,’ ” the president will say.

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The best bad films that ever were

I recently was wandering through the local Borders and found that they’ve finally released the 1980’s Flash Gordon in a nice DVD box set.  I’ve loved this film since my college days, when I would get together with a number of friends on a semi-weekly basis to watch the film and enjoy it.  My girlfriend, however, was rather appalled by the film.

This got me thinking about other films that are ridiculously flawed yet astonishingly enjoyable nevertheless.  The only other example that comes to mind is The Fifth Element, which I saw in the theater while in grad school.  I still vividly recall trying to explain to my friend Jim how horrible the film was, only to have him respond, “But I enjoyed it!”  My response: “So did I, but it’s a horrible film!”

It seems there’s a class of films which are utterly and completely flawed — poor acting, inconsistent and incomprehensible storyline, cardboard characters — but which are still incredibly fun and enjoyable to watch.  This baffles me.

Before anyone comments, I’m not simply referring to films which have camp value — as a regular MST3K viewer, I know there exist films which are fun to watch because they’re bad.  What I’m talking about here are films that are fun to watch in spite of being bad.  I genuinely like watching Flash Gordon, and actually care what happens to the characters in the story.
I’m somehow able to get past all the ridiculousness in the film and enjoy it for what it was (apparently) intended to be.

Does this make any sense?  I’m still trying to understand this myself.  Anyone have any other examples of such ‘good in spite of being bad’ films?

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Don’t read those bloggers… they’re unclean!

Steve Benen at The Carpetbagger Report notes that, over the weekend, Michael Skube, a professor of journalism at Elon University, wrote an op-ed in the LA Times blasting blogs:

There was something appealing about this argument — one that no blogger would reject — when Lasch advanced italmost two decades ago. But now we have the opportunity to witness it in practice, thanks to the blogosphere, and the results are less than satisfying. One gets the uneasy sense that the blogosphere is a potpourri of opinion and little more. The opinions are occasionally informed, often tiresomely cranky and never in doubt. Skepticism, restraint, a willingness to suspect judgment and to put oneself in the background — these would not seem to be a blogger’s trademarks.

But they are, more often than not, trademarks of the kind of journalism that makes a difference. And if there is anything bloggers want more than an audience, it’s knowing they are making a difference in politics. They are, to give them their due, changing what is euphemistically called the national “conversation.” But what is the nature of that change? Does it deepen our understanding? Does it broaden our perspective?

The answer, according to Skube, seems to be ‘no’. This seems to be the prevailing opinion of the ‘elite’ in journalism and, sadly, in academia: bloggers aren’t real journalists, they’re too rude and too partisan to have any integrity, they don’t provide any deeper understanding of an issue.

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The Bird and the Dinosaur — a parable

Two men sat at a table working on a large jigsaw puzzle. After some effort, they succeeded in putting together a small collection of pieces into the image of an eye.

“From the shape of the eye,” said the first man, “It looks like the puzzle might be of a dinosaur.”

“Nonsense,” said the second man, “The eye is clearly that of a bird.”

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A ‘bizzare star’, an incomplete explanation

NASA just announced the discovery of a previously unnoticed astronomical phenomenon, a star exhibiting ‘comet-like’ behavior (H/T Personal Demon). This can be read about both on NASA’s web page as well as through CNN.

A large star in its death throes is leaving a huge, turbulent tail of oxygen, carbon and nitrogen in its wake that makes it look like an immense comet hurtling through space, astronomers said on Wednesday.

Rocketing through our Milky Way galaxy at 80 miles per second — literally faster than a speeding bullet — the star is spewing material that scientists believe may be recycled into new stars, planets and maybe even life.

“We believe that the tail is made up of material that is being shed by the star which is heating up and then spiraling back into this turbulent wake,” said astronomer Christopher Martin of California Institute of Technology, one of the researchers in the study published in the journal Nature.

There’s something about the explanation, at least as presented, which seems to me to be highly misleading, and possibly wrong.

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William Hope Hodgson’s The Night Land

There are a number of classic works of weird fantasy and horror which have been lost from the mainstream but are well worth a look. One of these is William Hope Hodgson’s The Night Land.

Hodgson (1877-1918) was a colorful character who turned to weird fiction late in life after, among other things, working as a sailor. He wrote numerous short stories about the sea and its horrors. The story The Voice in the Night, for instance, concerns a couple shipwrecked on an island whose only occupant is a corrupting fungus. This tale was much later adapted into the Japanese horror movie Matango, more commonly known as The Attack of the Mushroom People. I remember seeing this film numerous times on Sunday morning ‘Creature Features’.

The Night Land is one of Hodgson’s handful of novels, and is worth a mention not just because of its haunting imagery but also because its premise is relevant to an overarching theme of the weird fiction of the early 1900’s.

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