It’s time to compile all my fake book titles from social media again!  You can see compilation 1, compilation 2, compilation 3, compilation 4, compilation 5 and compilation 6 at the links. 

Somehow, @bhaal_spawn and I just keep doing these… and have been for years now! Without further ado, let’s begin. This first one was inspired by the takeover of Twitter by a certain person who has only made this cover more prophetic as time passes…

There’s something about old children’s books that makes them incredibly creepy on their own.

I’ve been hunting for new genres of books that have suggestively silly covers recently.

PulpLibrarian on Twitter has been an excellent source of weird covers, though I try not to lean too heavily on them for inspiration!

Sweet Valley High books are almost always good for some weirdness.

Holiday books are often hard to track down, but when you find a good one, they’re pretty darn entertaining!

Ted Cruz announced that he has a new book coming out soon, so I took the opportunity to defile the cover in advance.

I take a certain delight in making wholesome innocent books into twisted monstrosities.

Did I mention that Sweet Valley is great for fakery?

I feel least guilty when I’m mocking covers that are pretty blatantly racist.

This one is *chef’s kiss* for me.

And this next one is now one of my all-time favorites!

This one was a book I’ve actually read, and suddenly the title became really obvious to me.

We wrap up this extravaganza with one that’s completely over the top! Expect more science fiction magazine covers to make an appearance.

Okay, I’ll wrap it up here for the edition! More soon, I hope!