Clive Barker’s Mister B. Gone

Posted on December 9, 2007 by skullsinthestars

Clive Barker is back with a new novel!  Mister B. Gone is now available in a lovely hardcover edition.  The dust jacket labels it a ‘tour de force of the supernatural.’  That may be a bit of an exaggeration, but Clive Barker has written a nice, compact, unconventional horror novel.

The hardcover edition itself is lovely, as I have said: it has an antiquated-looking dust jacket  combined with an ornate lining and artificially yellowed pages.  This is all part of the book’s premise: you are not holding a mass-produced novel written in 2007, but rather a unique volume put together in the year 1438, which contains the bound soul of a demon who will speak directly to you through the course of the reading, growing more angry and sinister as you progress.

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An interesting week…

Posted on December 7, 2007 by skullsinthestars

Well, it’s been quite a week. My blog posts critiquing Mr. Relativity Denialist have been visited by an amazing number of people, making my blog stats look like a delta function, my postdoc advisor was in town to give a talk and plan some new research with me (as well as go out for drinks), and I officially received a book contract from a good scientific publisher, meaning that within a little over a year, I’ll probably be published!

On the other hand, I lost a credit card this week. Fortunately, I canceled it before anything bad happened. Amusingly, though, when I called the company to notify them of the loss, I first received a recorded message telling me that my limit had been raised! That was about the last thing I wanted to hear with a card on the loose…

Next week I’m going to get back to my ‘Optics basics’ posts; I’ve already written a large part of my diffraction post.

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Relativity Denialist: A perfect example of “Not even wrong” (though he’s actually wrong, too) Part II

Posted on December 6, 2007 by skullsinthestars

Halfway through writing my previous post on Mr. Relativity Denier I realized there was way too much stuff to criticize in a single blog post. I had to meet a real scientist for dinner, so I took a break and thought I’d come back and analyze some of the more specific ‘claims’ presented in this shambles of logical fallacies and, yes, pseudoscience.

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Relativity Denialist: A perfect example of “Not even wrong” (though he’s actually wrong, too)

Posted on December 5, 2007 by skullsinthestars

Note: Wow, this post has gotten a lot of traffic!  I feel duty-bound to note, though, that mine is not the only analysis of this relativity crackpot: Blake Stacey at Science After Sunclipse has been compiling a list of some of the other responses, each of which has something a little different to say.   Everyone is in agreement that the crackpot is wrong, wrong, wrong!

I’ve talked a little bit about relativity denialists, for example in the form of biblical geocentrists. Relativity theory is a theory of both surreal consequences and profound implications, and it’s not surprising that there are people out there that just don’t like it. Not surprising, but completely annoying.

PZ Myers at Pharyngula, in an attempt to spread the misery and irritation that biologists experience in the form of evolution denialists, has posted a link to an article by a “mathematician graduate” who attempts to argue that Einstein’s theory is more metaphysics than physics. Instead, he demonstrates a complete lack of understanding of physics (and mathematics), and demonstrates perfectly what the phrase “Not even wrong” means.

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Making light follow a curve (updated)

Posted on December 4, 2007 by skullsinthestars

I was sent a link today to an interesting article about some research done at the University of Central Florida. Researchers have concocted a class of optical beams which appear to follow a curved trajectory in free space propagation. A theoretical picture of the behavior of such a light field on propagation is shown below:

The horizontal axis represents the transverse profile of the beam, while the vertical axis represents the propagation direction. Lighter colors, of course, indicate a brighter field. As one can see, the brightest beam in the wavefield, as well as all the secondary ones to its left, are curving to the right as they propagate!

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Something to make your favorite creationist’s head explode

Posted on December 2, 2007 by skullsinthestars

I was wandering through my local craft store the other day and came across the following interesting artifact:

It’s a miniature natural history museum, complete with prehistoric man and dinosaurs galore. The kicker is that it’s a miniature for under the Christmas tree, from the Lemax collection. There’s also an exhibit on the dodo, in the lower right.

Mixing Christmas and prehistoric evolutionary evidence? That’s enough to make any creationist gag. I’m thinking of getting one for the home…

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The crappiest horror movie endings I can think of… and some of the best!

Posted on December 1, 2007 by skullsinthestars

My recent rant about the ending of The Mist made me start thinking of various horror films which have really atrocious endings. Horror films seem particularly susceptible to crappy endings, as many writers and directors think that all horror movies have to end with a ‘shocker’ or an ‘ironic twist’. If well-planned, such an ending can be magnificent, but more often than not it ends up being a complete non sequitur. (Think about the ending to the remade Planet of the Apes.) A really goofy ending can also ruin what otherwise might have been a perfectly nice film. I decided to dredge my brain for examples of some of the worst horror movie endings. I’ll give a list, and then a spoiler-laden explanation of why I think they’re terrible. To clear the awful taste out of our mouths afterwards, I’ll list a few of my favorite horror endings… feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments!

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Movie Review: The Mist (updated)

Posted on November 29, 2007 by skullsinthestars

Frank Darabont should be slapped. He’s the writer/director of The Mist, the film adaptation of Steven King’s classic novella. I just got back from seeing it with my friend Mike a few minutes ago. We’ll come back to Darabont in a moment.

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Bad news for my girlfriend

Posted on November 29, 2007 by skullsinthestars

Sorry, sweetie: a concerned viewer asked Pat Robertson whether yoga has its origins in evil.  Well, bad news: by repeating yoga mantras you’re praying to pantheistic gods and are apparently engaging in ‘spooky’ activities, though Robertson doesn’t go so far as to admit that it’s evil.

I guess we can file this one amongst all the other, um, ‘interesting’ things that Robertson has said.

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Graham Masterton’s The Manitou

Posted on November 29, 2007 by skullsinthestars

I was digging through my collection of horror novels and came across an excellent but mostly forgotten classic: Graham Masterton’s The Manitou.  The 1975 book was Masterton’s first novel, and launched a prolific and ongoing career in horror writing.  Nowadays, you will almost certainly find his works on the shelves of your local bookstore, but The Manitou itself is not usually among them.  This is a shame, because it is a lovely, creepy novel and a great example of the often-mentioned but rarely-done-well ‘science vs. sorcery’ subgenre.

The story, told from the point of view of a second-rate mystic who get involved in the mess, centers upon a woman who finds a large growth on her neck, which moves.   It is gradually discovered that the growth is actually an ancient Native American shaman who is reincarnating himself by growing himself a new body on the poor woman.  Furthermore, this shaman is really pissed off at the white man for invading his homeland.  Our second-rate mystic seeks the help of a genuine Native American mystic to save the poor woman and fend off the angry shaman, and a battle of science (and a little sorcery) vs. pure sorcery is launched.

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