Weird Fiction Monday: They Always Preregister, and They Never Miss a Class

This Halloween, I thought I would start a new semi-regular feature: Weird Fiction Monday!  I’ve been a long-time author of weird fiction, and thought I would start posting some of my old and new writing as a motivation to write more.  Stories are not meticulously edited, so don’t yell at me for not-quite-right grammar and odd phrasings.

This particular story was written in 2001, not too long after I defended my Ph.D.  In fact, it is almost exactly the ten-year anniversary of its writing.  It is also the closest I’ve been to being published in Weird Tales!  I was actually asked to provide a rewrite of the story, but I didn’t have the will back then to make the story as concise as it needed to be.

They Always Preregister, and They Never Miss a Class

They are all around him, watching him. Thousands of them, maybe more. Their eyes stare at him unblinkingly, hungrily, intently.

They are silent. Waiting for him to move, eagerly. He can hear his own rapid breathing. The light in his eyes nearly blinds him.

An object is being dragged to him, solemnly, carefully. He knows he must act, but he cannot. His mind returns, again and again, to the events of five days before, which led him directly to the place he stands now.

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Richard Marsh’s Between the Dark and the Daylight (1902)

If you’ve followed this blog for any period of time, you know I’m a big fan of the writings of Richard Marsh (1857-1915).  I’ve reviewed a number of his works on this blog, and Valancourt Books has been doing a genuine service to the literary world in reprinting his Victorian and Edwardian era novels.

For those unfamiliar, Richard Marsh was roughly the Stephen King of his day, producing a number of wildly popular novels and short stories of mystery and horror.  His breakthrough novel, The Beetle: A Mystery (1897), even outsold Bram Stoker’s Dracula for a time!  A story part mystery, part horror, and part romance novel, The Beetle was a good indicator of Marsh’s range of writing interests.

These same interests appear in Between the Dark and the Daylight (1902), the most recent of Marsh’s books reprinted by Valancourt:

The volume collects twelve of Marsh’s short stories, ranging from the light and humorous to the horrific.  These are not Marsh’s best works — The Seen and the Unseen, Both Sides of the Veil, and especially Curios contain better — but they are entertaining and showcase his versatility as a writer.

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Weird science facts, October 19 — October 25

It’s that time of week again for Twitter #weirdscifacts!

585. Oct 19: Thanks to Georg Cantor, we know that some infinities are bigger than others!  The concept of “infinity” is a tricky business and very non-intuitive, in large part simply because none of us have any experience with infinity in our lives.  Cantor was the first to point out the unusual observation that the infinite set of real numbers is infinitely larger than the set of positive integers (1,2,3,…).  Cantor’s proof of this has been a lightning rod for mathematical cranks, who are constantly trying to prove him wrong (and failing).

586. Oct 20: Biologist Élie Metchnikoff (1845-1916) drank sour milk every day; he believed lactic acid prolongs life.  This is another case for the file of “intelligent scientists can still believe silly things”.

587. Oct 21: Female monkeys indulge in synchronised sex.  Wha? Why, you ask?  To thwart the alpha males, and allow every male a chance at reproductive success.  (h/t to @prancingpapio)

588. Oct 22: Margaret Thatcher, former Prime Minister of UK, was trained as a chemist.  Science is probably one of the last things that comes to mind when thinking of Thatcher, but she not only trained in chemistry but worked under the eventual Nobel Prize winner Dorothy Hodgkin.

589. Oct 23:  The unconventional anthropology of the Etoro, favoring homosexuality over hetero.  (Warning: somewhat graphic descriptions at the link!)  Tip o’ the hat to @mjrobbins.

590. Oct 24: Science buzz of the day: deep-sea giant (4-inch) “amoeba”! It’s not technically an amoeba, but it is a single-celled organism that is comparable in size to a person’s hand!  We tend to think of single-celled creatures as being necessarily small, but this is clearly not the case.  (The movie “The Blob” may one day turn out to be a documentary!)

591. Oct 25: Meet the tiny bumblebee bat: 2g, and only about an inch long!  Our impressions of the “normal” size of creatures can often be way off, as the giant “amoeba” of the last fact demonstrates.  On the other end of the scale, most of us would probably think of mammals as being no smaller than a mouse.  The bumblebee bat, however, is essentially the size of a human finger-joint! (via @ejwillingham and @scifri)

(Picture via TalkingScience)
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Halloween treats 2011

It is time again for my yearly dose of creepy and classic horror stories for some chilling Halloween reading!  You can also read my previous editions: 2007, 2008, 2009, and my 2010 post on the true story of the “Lady of the Lake“.

“Oh Whistle and I’ll Come to You, My Lad”, M.R. James.  One of the best stories by perhaps the greatest ghost story author of all time!  A man finds an ancient whistle whilst walking a beach in England.  When he blows it on a whim, he awakens a particularly bizarre and unconventional horror.

Negotium Perambulans, E.F. Benson.  A man returns to his childhood home, an isolated fishing village in West Cornwall.  The old church in town still contains painted wooden panels that depict evildoers being consumed by an inhuman creature.  An old acquaintance of the man now lives in town next door to the church, and keeps his house lights burning as bright as possible when darkness falls…

Afterward, Edith Wharton.  “Is there a ghost at Lyng?”  His rejoinder had made Alida laugh again, and it was then that she had flung back tantalizingly: “Oh, there is one, of course, but you’ll never know it.”

The Whistling Room, William Hope Hodgson.  Hodgson’s classic supernatural investigator Carnacki investigates an Irish castle that contains a room that mysteriously whistles without cause.  What starts as an annoyance builds to an otherwordly menace that threatens to consume Carnacki utterly.

The Masque of the Red Death, Edgar Allan Poe.  One of my favorite horror stories of all time!  While the horrible Red Death plagues the countryside, Prince Prospero throws a lavish and decadent party within his sealed castle.  No amount of wealth can truly stave off death’s grasp, however.  This story has one of the greatest closing lines in all of horror fiction.

The Seed From the Sepulchre, Clark Ashton Smith.  A friend and correspondent of Lovecraft’s, Smith wrote both poetry and highly poetic stories with the logic of nightmares.  In The Seed From the Sepulchre, a pair of treasure hunters who venture to a lost burial site in the jungle find no treasure but only a horrific death.

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Weird science facts, October 12 — October 18

Time for Twitter #weirdscifacts!  I found a few minutes at the Frontiers in Optics meeting to get the post up.

578. Oct 12: Via @DiscoverMag, Fish have been jumping on land for 150 million yrs & hiding it from the fossil record.  You might think that the flopping of a fish out of water is a simple act of desperation, but some species have used it as a genuine motion technique to escape water-bound predators.  Because this motion doesn’t leave tell-tale footprints, it wouldn’t appear in the fossil record, but has probably gone on for quite some time.

579. Oct 13: Check out Cox’s 1760s-era clock powered by atmospheric pressure and later related clocks. (Also, check out the Beverly Clock, which hasn’t been rewound since 1864!)  Such devices were originally thought to be true perpetual motion machines, but they in fact draw in energy from the atmosphere.

579a. Bonus #weirdscifacts via @plutoniumpage: The cheeseburger cook who witnessed the first atomic bomb explosion.  How cool is this?  Due to his position as the cook for the nuclear engineers, he was tipped off to see one of the most significant and frightening events in history.

580. Oct 14: Did you know there’s a technical term, “petrichor“, for the smell after it rains?  (h/t @discoveryplace)

581. Oct 15: Champollion (1790-1832), first translator of heiroglyphics, had mastered 12 languages by age 16 & given an academic talk. (Champollion was also an assistant professor by age 19.) Champollion isn’t the first young prodigy we’ve discussed in these facts, but his mastery of languages is mind-boggling.

582. Oct 16: The world’s longest continuously running experiment: the pitch drop experiment (84 yrs!).  There’s some controversy in calling it the “world’s longest continuously running experiment”, even though certified by Guinness: at least two biology-related experiments have been in existence far longer!  There is the Park Grass experiment, which has been running for 155 years, (h/t @BobOHara) and there is the Beal seed viability experiment, which has been running for 132 years (h/t @Glethnohistory)!

583. Oct 17: The blobfish. Enough said.  This fish is odd in both its appearance and its manner of buoyancy.

584. Oct 18: Islamic biologist al-Jahiz (781-869) allegedly died when books in his library toppled and crushed him.  Like many stories from that early era, it is possible that the story is a legend; however, it does seem to be widely accepted.

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The Giant’s Shoulders #40 is out!

I’m a day late to the announcement, but I should mention that the 40th edition of The Giant’s Shoulders, history of science blog carnival, is posted at Stranger in an Even Stranger Land!  As always, it is a fascinating collection of historical writings, and many thanks to Gurdur for hosting!

The next edition will be hosted as Early Experimental Modern Philosophy on the 16th of November, with submissions due on the 15th of November.  Submissions can be sent to the host blog or submitted through blogcarnival.com.

We’re looking for hosts for the next few months after November, as well! Let either me or Thony C. of Renaissance Mathematicus know if you’d be willing to host the carnival in the near future.

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Review of “Mathematical Methods” at Science After Sunclipse!

Just a quick bit of news: Blake Stacey has reviewed my textbook, Mathematical Methods for Optical Physics and Engineering, over at his blog Science After Sunclipse!

Although he rightly busts my chops over a number of typos in the text (it is incredibly hard to eliminate them in the first edition of a math-based book, FWIW), he gives it a very positive review.  It is especially nice to see him acknowledge the historical notes in the book as well as point out that the book, though tailored for optics students, would work well for students of physics in general!

This reminds me that I still need to do a review of Blake’s novel, Until Earthset!

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Weird science facts, October 5 — October 11

Right on schedule, here is the latest week’s crop of Twitter #weirdscifacts!

571. Oct 05: The most used & successful medicine of BAYERCorp. is not Aspirin – it’s Heroin. (h/t @rmathematicus)

572. Oct 06: The peacock spider — the male has great skills to impress the ladies!  The name “peacock spider” is quite accurate! I find these little fellas cute.  (video)

573. Oct 07: Sarcophagus sat in museum for yrs before owners realised it was ancient & valuable.  It was noted by a visiting archaeologist to be 1000 years older than previously thought and therefore far more valuable. The re-use of many items, including coffins, by the ancient Egyptians can muddy the identification of an object.  (via @Bennu)

574. Oct 08: The 47 sins of Isaac Newton, as recorded by himself.  It is easy to forget that, though Isaac Newton was one of the greatest physicists of all time and a founder of all modern physics, he was also a very pious man.  (post by @ptak)

575. Oct 09: Returning from the Moon, Apollo 11 astronauts had to fill out customs forms!  The forms themselves were mostly a joke, but there were serious concerns about the Moon trip that mirror the usual concerns of customs officials.  In particular, there were concerns that dangerous bacterial/viral life might exist on the Moon that could be brought back by the astronauts and contaminate the Earth.  (Think John Carpenter’s “The Thing”!) (h/t @kashfarooq)

576. Oct 10: Snails ship out on scrambled eggs.  Not only does the snail Janthina janthina float around on a raft of bubbles, but those bubbles evolved from the “nets” of goo the snail uses to secure its eggs.  (Via @miriamgoldste)

577. Oct 11: Actual 1965 patent: using centrifugal force to aid in childbirth.  If I were to start including crazy scientific patents in these “facts” posts, I would no doubt have an endless supply of bizarre contraptions to choose from!  This one stands out as a particularly odd technique for aiding childbirth that applies elementary physics.  The proposed device essentially spins the woman, “exit” first, to use centrifugal force to help swing the baby out.  Two immediate problems come to mind with this contraption.  First, you would have to spin the woman pretty darn fast to give a significant birthing force.  Second, that force would act on all of the woman; I would expect that the potential “bunching up” of internal organs might hinder the birth as much as help it.  (h/t @jenlucpiquant and @io9)

Update: diagram of device added below the fold!  It should be noted that the woman in the figure would have no problems reaching things on really tall shelves.

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Faster than a speeding photon? Precursors test whether light can be faster than light

ResearchBlogging.orgOver the past two weeks, the biggest physics news has been the apparent observation of neutrinos (nearly undetectable subatomic particles) moving faster than the vacuum speed of light.  At first glance, this would seem to violate Einstein’s special theory of relativity, which fixes the vacuum speed of light at c = 3\times 10^8 meters per second, and as a consequence makes it in principle impossible to travel faster than that speed.  The theoretical implications are in fact a bit more subtle, but before we worry too much about those implications the experimental results will need to be checked carefully and independently verified.

While we wait, it is worth noting that in June 0f 2011 a group of researchers performed an experiment to see if light itself could move faster than light!  In particular, the scientists used a little known optical phenomenon known as an optical precursor to see if individual photons might travel faster than c while propagating in a material.  In the end, the experiment suggests that these single photons did not in fact violate Einstein’s speed limit, though the results still got a significant amount of press.

The response of many physicists to the news was a collective, “Well, duh!”  The prevailing attitude seems to have been: “What’s so interesting about proving something we already knew?”  In this post I’d like to explore that question a little bit, and explain how some uncertainty remains about the behavior of light in materials.  Along the way, we’ll introduce the fascinating phenomenon of precursors, and see how they can be used both to probe the nature of matter as well as the nature of light.

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9 days until the deadline for The Giant’s Shoulders #40!

We had a bit of a delay in the posting of TGS #39, but don’t forget that this means that the deadline for the 40th edition of The Giant’s Shoulders, the history of science blog carnival, is coming up quickly!  You have 9 days to submit your clever insights into the history of science.  This month’s edition will be hosted by Gurdur at Stranger in an Even Stranger Land; submissions can be submitted to the blog carnival website or directly to the host blog, as usual.

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