Mock the Movie: Mega Python vs. Gatoroid!

I’ve been quite busy at work today, but it would be remiss of me not to mention another Twitter Mock the Movie event planned for tonight, in which we will Twitter mock SyFy’s very own Mega Python vs. Gatoroid!

The rules for Mock The Movie are simple…

  1. Start following @MockTM on twitter.
  2. Start watching Mega Python vs. Gatoroid today, August 31st, at 9PM EST.  You can find it on Netflix.
  3. Once you’ve got Mega Python vs. Gatoroid going, tweet your snarky comments to @MockTM.  Directing our tweets to @MockTM will keep our followers from being overwhelmed with our snark!

A log of the evening’s snark will presumably be posted at the Mock the Movie home at The JAYFK!

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August 27, 1883: The island of Krakatoa blows up

Today, August 27th, marks the grim anniversary of one of the most devastating volcanic eruptions in recorded history: the final explosion of the island of Krakatoa in 1883.  The eruption — and the tsunami that was generated by it — is estimated to have killed some one hundred thousand people, and it has even been speculated in Simon Winchester’s 2003 book Krakatoa: The Day the World Exploded that the eruption led to the political downfall of the Dutch Indonesian colonies.

An 1888 lithograph representing the eruption of Krakatoa (source).

On his Scientific American blog History of Geology, David Bressan has relayed some of the eyewitness accounts of the devastation.  I thought it would be interesting to describe some of the first published scientific accounts of the event, and the struggle to understand it in its aftermath.

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Review of my book in Optics & Photonics News!

This is just a short post to note that my book was reviewed, positively, in the OSA optics magazine Optics & Photonics News!  I’ve excitedly posted this information on Twitter, Facebook, and Google+, but I figure there are folks that don’t follow me there.

I was wondering when, or even if, I would actually get a review in a science magazine!  It’s a relief to see a good one out.

Working on several news science posts, the first of which will probably be published on the weekend.

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Weird science facts, August 17 — August 23

The past week’s Twitter #weirdscifacts, right on schedule!

522. Aug 17: Ancient Damascus swords shown to contain very state-of-the-art carbon nanotubes!  I’m planning to blog about this next week — though carbon nanotubes are relatively new to science, they were unknowingly produced in the production of Damascus swords.  (h/t @drrubidium)

523. Aug 18: Neutrons may become cubes under high enough pressure? (via @rctautz)

524. Aug 19: Thatcherization: the failure to notice massively distorted faces oriented upside down.  I’m tempted to do this with my own photos!

525. Aug 20: Mike the headless chicken, who survived 18 months after his head was mostly cut off!  Enough of Mike’s head survived to keep basic motor functions going.

526. Aug 21: c. 850 C.E., Islamic scholar Abbas Ibn Firnas is reputed to have made an attempt at flight w/ glider.  Note the use of the word “reputed”!  Like many statements about pre-renaissance science, the glider attempt is poorly documented, with only a cryptic contemporary reference and a more detailed reference only 800 years later.  Why put any faith in it at all?  After all, Archimedes was credited with a “death ray” that is widely considered apocryphal.   Unlike Archimedes, though, Firnas’ attempt at flight was reported to be a failure, which ended up giving him significant injuries!  This gives it at least the veneer of plausibility.

527. Aug 22: Archeological evidence suggests Egyptian queen Hatshepsut moisturized to death!  Hatshepsut is known to have died of cancer, and recent investigations show that she was using a skin moisturizer that included highly carcinogenic materials.  (h/t @wilsondasilva)

528. Aug 23: The shark attack victim who drove to get himself help — with the shark still attached to his leg.  @cuttlefishpoet commented: First thought: “Australian?”

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Stephen McKenna’s The Oldest God

Imagine that you were at an isolated weekend party, and people started to act aberrant, even evil.  You begin to suspect that one of the guests of the party is in fact a monster, corrupting the others.  What do you do?

This idea is the central problem of the novel The Oldest God, by Stephen McKenna, first published in 1926.  An image of an original dust jacket is shown below (source):

I learned of McKenna’s novel via H.P. Lovecraft himself, or more specifically, the catalog of his library that was made after his death.  Though the list is known to be incomplete, and has relatively few weird fiction books listed on it, there are still some little-known gems in it.  Many of them are being reprinted in nice new editions by Hippocampus Press, but others that caught my eye, like The Oldest God, have not appeared for decades.

In fact, The Oldest God isn’t available right now, well, pretty much anywhere!  It is not available on Google books, not available on archive.org nor Project Gutenberg, and no modern editions are being sold.  I ended up purchasing one of the first U.S. editions of the book, published in 1926 (due to its obscurity, it was surprisingly cheap).

So why review it at all, if it is so hard to find?  Hopefully my review will be useful to people if it is ever reprinted; perhaps it will even spur some enterprising publisher to take up the cause!

It would be nice to see it back in print; though not perfect, The Oldest God is both an intriguing weird tale and an inadvertent picture of the social mores of the 1920s.

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Movie sequels that completely miss the point

The recent release of the prequel “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” got me thinking about the very odd sequels to the original 1968 “Planet of the Apes” and about sequels in general.  Sequels are common in both literature and movies these days, but they can be especially treacherous in movies because the writers and directors can completely change between films, and consequently the “vision” of the original film can be destroyed along the way.

The more I thought about it, the more I realized that there are a number of sequels out there that it can be fairly said completely miss the point of the original film.  And when I say “completely miss the point”, I mean that the sequel typically kills or undoes or ignores everything that made the original film a classic in the first place.

Since I’m already in a movie mocking mood due to recent participation in the first Twitter “Mock the Movie”: Sands of Oblivion (and the upcoming follow-up this very evening: Atom Age Vampire), I thought I’d share a short list of sequels that completely miss the point!

The usual warning: to explain why the sequels are clueless, there are spoilers below!

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Weird science facts, August 10 — August 16

Yet another week of Twitter #weirdscifacts!  Have a healthy amount of weird creatures at the end of this week’s list.

515. Aug 10: Werewolves do exist! Sort of. The very odd medical condition hypertrichosis

516. Aug 11: A successful treatment for leukemia — created from a modified HIV virus?  (h/t @lousycanuck)

517. Aug 12: In 1930, psychoanalyst Wilhelm Reich believed in orgone, and through it that sex could control the weather.  Albert Einstein even agreed to inspect Reich’s orgone research, and politely said that it was “inconclusive”.

518. Aug 13: Codariocalyx motorius, the world’s fastest plant — its leaf motion can be seen w/ naked eye! Of course, “fast” for a plant is relatively slow for us; check out a video here.

519. Aug 14: The ironclad beetle — so good at playing dead they’ve been adorned & sold as living jewelry! U.S. customs intercepted one such adorned beetle at the border in January 2010.

520. Aug 15: Cymothoa exigua, the parasite that replaces a fish’s tongue.  This is the only known case of a parasite functionally replacing an organ of the host.

521. Aug 16: The Harlequin filefish, the fish that pretends to be coral!  (h/t @kzelnio)

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The Giant’s Shoulders #38: A Georgian Special, is posted!

The 38th edition of The Giant’s Shoulders history of science blog carnival is up at the Board of Longitude project blog! It is a Georgian special, with featured posts that take a look at science in the Georgian era (1714-1830).  Thanks to Rebekah Higgitt for posting such a nice edition of the carnival, and thanks to the Board of Longitude project for hosting!

The next edition will be hosted at John McKay’s fascinating blog Mammoth Tales, and will appear on September 16th.  Entries are due by the 15th of the month, and can be submitted directly to the host blog or through BlogCarnival.com.

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“FOX fails physics: flaunts fool fumbling facts” on JAYFK!

I don’t do much political blogging anymore, but every now and again something incredibly stupid — and science related — really sticks in my craw and I feel compelled to rant about it.  In this case, FOX News interviewed a global warming “skeptic” who so badly blundered the laws of chemistry and physics that it should permanently remove any lingering credibility the “news” network has.

This was perfect fodder for the Journal of Are You Fucking Kidding, and so I posted my takedown of FOX’s follies there.  Check it out!

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Weird science facts, August 3 — August 9

Still going with the Twitter #weirdscifacts! They’re getting much harder to find, so if you have any to suggest, please let me know!

508. Aug 03: Swede held for attempting to build nuclear reactor in his kitchen.  Note the word “attempting”.  He almost certainly wouldn’t have made a working reactor, and he seems to have had no nefarious plans.  He isn’t the first to try, though!  (h/t @sciencecomedian)

509. Aug 04: Hymenoepimecis argyraphaga — the wasp that makes zombie spiders! (classic post by @nerdychristie) This fact was inspired by the fact that the wasp/spider conflict is central to Nick Mamatas’ novel Sensation, that I recently reviewed.

510. Aug 05: Fossil find shows Velociraptor eating another dinosaur. Of course, it’s not weird that Velociraptor ate dinosaurs, but it is very unusual for it to be fossilized essentially in the act! (h/t @anatotitan)

511. Aug 06: Turning wood into bones??!!  (h/t @AndreaKuszewski)

512. Aug 07: The Vegas hotel that acts as a death ray to pool-goers!  The hotel, with its massive concave mirrored surface, acts as a crude focusing reflector.

513. Aug 08: A billion-year-old piece of North America traced back to Antarctica. (via @physorg_com)

514. Aug 09: Curious attempts to build anti-gravity devices.  Though there is no evidence of the existence of anti-gravity, much less any clear path to generating it, lots of people have made a big fuss over trying to create it.  Some have been sincere, some less so!  (by @jenlucpiquant)

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