(Updated to add one more smart-ass comment.)
It’s time for Weird Fiction Monday, when I post stories that I’ve written — both new and old — for the entertainment (hopefully) of my readers! As always, I note that I haven’t done extensive editing of the tales here, so don’t be surprised to find the writing a little rough.
This one is a bit special. I’ve been a fan of the Mass Effect series of video games since the first one came out in 2007. In this science fiction game trilogy, one takes on the persona of Commander Shepard, who ends up in a struggle to protect all intelligent life in the galaxy from a race of monstrous and gigantic synthetic beings called the Reapers. In the third game, which came out this year, the Reapers finally arrive in force in the galaxy to wage war. Shepard races to unify the various quarreling societies of the galaxy in a last ditch attempt to prevent annihilation.
99% of the game is beautiful, even heart-wrenching at times. The ending, however, literally the last 15 minutes or so of a 100-hour game trilogy, has almost universally been panned as sucking. Hard. An early poll of the ending choices was 90% negative, and various game review websites and magazines blasted them as well. There are many things to critique about the endings, the foremost of which is the rather contrived nature of the ending choices (which depend not at all on anything else done in the game) and the fact that they are almost identical.
For those who haven’t experienced the ending, let me make an analogy: imagine sitting through the 9 hours of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and just as the Hobbits arrive at Mount Doom, they burst into a Busby Berkeley musical number that ends the film.
The crappy Mass Effect ending has irritated me greatly. In order to get it out of my system, I decided to write my own. It should be noted that I include almost the entirety of the original ending narrative, up until the trio of lame choices. Then I introduce a new choice.
Despite my efforts, this story will probably be rather baffling to anyone who hasn’t played the Mass Effect games. Also, be warned: it is ridiculously long — almost 11,000 words.
Mass Effect : Apocalypse
Shepard opened his eyes. He was lying on a floor stained with blood. He lifted up his head, ignoring the pain the movement caused, and slowly looked around. He was at the terminus of a long and dimly-lit hallway, its other end lost in the darkness.
The hallway was cluttered with bodies, mostly human.
He was in an abattoir.






