Skulls in the Stars

By now, you have all no doubt heard about 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed, who brought a home-made “clock” to his Texas school to show to his engineering teacher and was arrested when he was unable to explain why it was not a bomb to investigating policemen.  And who wouldn’t have been suspicious, considering Ahmed’s explanation of this so-called “clock?”

Irving Police spokesman Officer James McLellan told the station, “We attempted to question the juvenile about what it was and he would simply only tell us that it was a clock.”

Really, a non-guilty student would have gone into much more detail, as was noted on twitter.

Ahmed was soon released, and no charges will be filed against him.  But the threat has been revealed: as noted by the not-at-all-racist-and-delusional Center for Security Policy, Ahmed had in essence built “half a bomb.”  The fear spread in the wake of Ahmed’s actions has been devastating: Former half-term Governor and permanent national treasure Sarah Palin is now so frightened that she thinks she’s the Queen of England.

I’m here to tell you that we must be more careful.  In fact, half-a-bombs are not only around us everywhere, they are being boldly sold online for anyone to purchase.  No reasonable person could ever imagine that a clock would be a good project for a young person to work on to learn the basics of electronics.   This is a threat to our national security, and it is time for us to WAKE UP.

A few seconds of Google searching took me to SparkFun Electronics, where they are boldly selling the first half of bombs without shame.

Note the snooze feature, in case your bomb is going off early and you decide you’d like 9 more minutes to terrorize.

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